Religion

March 31, 2008

“Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds”

What pornography is really about, ultimately, isn’t sex but death.

Being a woman

March 20, 2008

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

women

March 20, 2008

A fact of modern life is that it takes women longer to get ready than men.